The Ultimate Timepass Corner

Ever played scrabble??

Remember the fun of rearranging the letters to form a legible word?

Below, are a few existing words/phrases, which when rearranged form another interesting word/phrase related to the original one.

Interesting ain’t it?? You ought to check out the last one. It’s awesome.

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z’s

A DECIMAL POINT: I’M A DOT IN A PLACE

THE EARTH QUAKES: THE QUEER SHAKE

And here’s the last one:

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE

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You don’t need a introduction to AXE Effect Advertisements. Here are some of them:

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The population of India is 100 crores.
But 19 crores are retired.
That leaves 81 crores do the work.

There are 25 crores in school, which leaves 56 crores to do the work.

Of this there are 22 crores employed by the Central Government, leaving 34 crores to do the work.

4 crores are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 30 crores to do the work.

Take away from above total the 20 crores people who work for State Governments (State Government employees officially do not work!) and that leaves 10 crores to do the work.
Total unemployed are 8 crores and that leaves 2 crores to do the work.

At any given time there are 1.2 crore people in hospitals, leaving 80 lakhs to do the work.

Now, according to Indian Statistical Institute, there are 79,99,998 people in prisons throughout
the country.

That leaves just 2 people to do the work…….

You and me!!!

And currently YOU are sitting at your computer reading my blog.
So, right now I am the only person in our country who is working!

And that’s why India is surviving!!!

Now, please log out and do your job
Because, for a change, I want to rest.

And I don’t want India to suffer because of that.

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Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…”

Customer: “Heloo, can I order..”

Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”

Customer: “It’s eh…, hold……….on……889861356102049998-45-54610″

Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”

Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”

Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”

Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”

Customer: “How come?”

Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”

Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”

Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it”

Customer: “How do you know for sure?”

Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”

Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”

Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99″

Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”

Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3, 720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”

Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”

Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”

Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”

Operator : “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…”

Customer: ” What!”

Operator : “According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,…registration number 1123…”

Customer: ” ????”

Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”

Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”

Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. ”

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?”

Customer: [Faints]

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